No more drinking.

Are you still drinking and how does it feel, and what do you have to do to stop?

I know how.

Do this. 

Steal a car.

Head out in the highway. 

Steal gas when you run out. 

Fly down the highways on your way to a huge metropolitan city. 

Go on a high speed chase.

Hit the spike strips.

Slide and swerve and slam on the breaks.

Get out the car with your hands up.

Lay on the ground and put your hands behind your back.

GO to jail.

Call your dad or mom, and tell them that youve been arrested and need commissary.

Get a bag of some coffee and a diet coke if you can, with some snacks. 

Sit there waiting in jail. 

GO to court. 

Sit there waiting again. 

After a while tell the cops your homeless and have no where to go. 

Ask to go to a psychiatric ward with doctors. 

Tell them your depressed and have a drinking problem. 

Get on medication. 

Stay in the hospital for a couple months. 

Tell them again that your homeless and have a drinking problem. 

Get taken to assisted living. 

Get your own room with a bed and cable TV. 

Eat a hot meal everyday. 

Start running. 

You can't have alcohol in assisted living. 

Sit there talking to a doctor that your don't want to drink no more. 

Pick yourself up and start jogging until you can run sprints. 

Wake up at six a.m. every morning. 

Run sprints everyday. 

Chill in the Ac after done running and take a hot shower. 

Sit with ice cold ac on watching cable TV in the living room. 

Welcome to sober living.